Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Disclosure: This is NOT a New Year's Resolution


Well, like any good blogger, I’ve waited about a year and a half between posts.  Because that’s how these things work, right – post once every few years, and you’ve got a successful blog.  Right.

I’m always impressed with those people who update their blogs on the daily – I wish my life were so interesting that I could come up with stuff to write about all the time, but clearly, I’m not so good at that.

I’d like to make it known that the resurgence of this blog is not a New Year’s resolution, although the timing of it does seem a little coincidental.  I’m not really big into making resolutions, truth be told.  Now hold on just a second, all you resie- makers:  I’m not against resolutions as a whole, I just don’t make them myself.  I think there’s something in my brain that automatically freaks out at the word, and a neon sign reading “ABORT.  CERTAIN FAILURE AHEAD” starts flashing.

But I do think the idea behind resolutions is a good one – you know, assessing where you are in your life and deciding what to focus on next.  So I often set goals, I guess, of what I want to accomplish in the months to come.  And one of my goals this year is to get back to some of my creative outlets, writing included.

And all of that sounds kind of – exactly – like a resolution.  Let's just not label it.

Thrilling stuff, I know.  You’re so glad you embarked on this endeavor with me, aren’t you?  Thanks for staying.  Exits are located at the back of the room if you feel the need to go.

ANYWAY, here we are, a year and a half since we last chatted.  So what’s changed?  I hate to make this post a list of highlights from 2013, but how else do you come back from such a hiatus?  I won’t bore you with all the particulars (we’d be here for hours, talking about nothing), but I did get a promotion at work, so that’s a good thing, right?  I’m not a file clerk anymore – I’m a legal assistant, which basically means I work with two lawyers at my firm to make sure what needs to get done, gets done.  So there’s that.

I took a trip to San Francisco with my former roommate, Joanna, back in September.  That place is beautiful, guys - go if you haven't been.  It's seriously one of the most picturesque places I've ever been.

The Japanese Tea Gardens in San Francisco

And that would be the Golden Gate Bridge

I also did a ton of housesitting this year – I’m telling you guys, 2013 was a red-letter year. Aren’t you happy I’m sharing all of these exciting updates?  “So glad she started this blog up again…well worth it.”  Marilyn, if you happen to be reading this, please don’t take my sarcasm here for a lack of interest in housesitting.  I will totally, totally still hang out with Shadow and Oliver – or, you know, hang out with Shadow while Oliver avoids me like the plague in protest of being “left alone” (life is so hard for a housecat…).

I joined Instagram, too, or the Gram, as I like to call it (pretty certain no one else has ever called it that).  My last post was in November; I am the bomb dot com at social media, y’all – and current slang, as this entire statement indicates.

Aaaannnnddd, I think I had a celebrity sighting at the end of November.  I had just finished helping navigate a Chinese dragon in a children’s parade (bet you weren’t expecting that), and I was walking across the Congress bridge, when I’m fairly certain I spotted Chris Messina (that’s Dr. Danny Castellano to all you Mindy Project fans).  Pre-tty exciting, ladies.

So there you have it, friends.  Best of luck trying to top my 2013.

Here’s the thing:  if you had told me three years ago I’d be living in Austin, working as a legal assistant, I wouldn’t have believed you.  Because if felt impossible?  Not really.  Because my life is some grand, glamorous party that makes all the kids jealous (I mean, I do work at a law firm…)?  Hardly.  It’s nothing like that – I just wouldn’t have guessed this is where I’d be at this moment.  But here I am.  And it’s good.

Hey, I’m 26, unattached, and I live in Austin.  Life can’t be too bad, right?

A bar in San Francisco where Jack Kerouac used to
hang out.  I am a big nerd, guys.

And just, you know, DESTROYING a turkey leg at
Free Press Summer Fest in June.  I'm not gonna lie - it's impressive.

Austin City Limits Festival, 2013